Very often when women think they're angry, they're really just hungry.
You sure your mothlike personality won't be drawn to this blazing fire that is myself?
Amy, there's no denying I have feelings for you that can't be explained in any other way. I briefly considered that I had a brain parasite, but that seems even more farfetched. The only conclusion was love.
I excel at many things, but getting over you wasn't one of them.
How come you all get to be married and I have to stay single?
I believe that God created the world in six days, and on the seventh, he made you to annoy me.
A minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips.
8.是宇宙粒子穿越了 140 亿年的时空造就了我们，好让我们相遇、使彼此完整。
Penny, we are made of particles that have existed since the moment the universe began. I like to think those atoms traveled 14 billion years through time and space to created us, so that we could be together and make each other whole.
Not everyone will accomplish something great. Some if us may just have to find meaning in the little moments that make up life.
Remember, girls, you decide what makes you happy.
11. I don’t need sleep, I need answers. I need to determine where, in this swamp of unbalanced formulas, squatteth the toad of truth.
12.I’ve lived up to my commitments under the agreement. At least once a day I ask how you are, even though I simply don’t care. I no longer stage spontaneous biohazard drills after 10 pm, and I abandoned my goal to master Tuvan throat singing.
13. Oh, I don’t want to know that! How can I possibly discuss with Stan Lee the scientific foundation for interstellar flight on a silver surfboard when part of my brain will be scanning his face for signs of a contagious skin disease?
14.I don’t trust banks. I believe that when the robots rise up, ATM’s will lead the charge.
15. Oh, no. A Godzilla-like monster is approaching the city. I have to get my people to safety“People of Sheldonopolis, this is your mayor. Follow me. If the children can’t run, leave them behind!” Oh, the simulated horror!
16. There isn’t enough chamomile tea in the world to quell the rage in my heart.
17.We are winged fury! Which is still no excuse for going over the posted speed limit.
18.If you don’t mind, I’d like to stop listening to you and start talking.
19.Look at you, getting me to engage in the social sciences. You’re a vixen, Amy Farrah Fowler.
20.You did not “break up” with Joyce Kim. She defected to North Korea.
21、Ah gravity, thou are a heartless bitch.
22.There wouldn't have been any ass kickings if that stupid death ray had worked.
23. If the correct way to do it is the wrong way, then I yield.
24. Sheldon: Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
25、Howard is teaching Sheldon Chinese.
Howard: You know, I'm really glad you decided to learn Mandarin.
Sheldon: Why?Howard: Once you're fluent, you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.
26.I love Strawberry Quik! It’s my favorite pink fluid, narrowly beating out Pepto Bismol.
27. The need to find another human being to share one’s life with has always puzzled me. Maybe because I’m so interesting all by myself. With that being said, may you find as much happiness with each other as I find on my own.
28. Aah! A vintage mint-in-the-box, 1975 Mego Star Trek Transporter with Real Transporter Action! Hot darn!
29.Oooh. That’s what I always thought 1975 smelled like.
30.Perhaps you should look with your eyes and not your muscular Nebraska man hands.
31.This is Steven Hawking! Perhaps my only intellectual equal!