《生活大爆炸》盘点那些双语金句

1. 女人常以为自己在生气，其实只是肚子饿了而已啦。

Very often when women think they're angry, they're really just hungry.

2. 你确定以你飞蛾扑火的性格，不会被我这熊熊的烈火吸引吗？

You sure your mothlike personality won't be drawn to this blazing fire that is myself?

3.艾米，我对你有着不可否认又无法用其他途径解释的好感，本来我以为是自己脑子长了寄生虫，但这个理由更牵强，唯一的解释是，这就是爱。

Amy, there's no denying I have feelings for you that can't be explained in any other way. I briefly considered that I had a brain parasite, but that seems even more farfetched. The only conclusion was love.

4.我擅长很多事，但放下你，绝不是我的强项。

I excel at many things, but getting over you wasn't one of them.

5.凭什么你们都结婚了，就我还单着？

How come you all get to be married and I have to stay single?

6.我相信上帝用六天创造了世界，第七天造了你来烦我。

I believe that God created the world in six days, and on the seventh, he made you to annoy me.

7.嘴上一时享受，臀上一世肥肉。

A minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips.

8.是宇宙粒子穿越了 140 亿年的时空造就了我们，好让我们相遇、使彼此完整。

Penny, we are made of particles that have existed since the moment the universe began. I like to think those atoms traveled 14 billion years through time and space to created us, so that we could be together and make each other whole.

9. 不是所有人都能功成名就，总有些人注定要在日常的点滴中，寻找生命的意义。

Not everyone will accomplish something great. Some if us may just have to find meaning in the little moments that make up life.

10.记住，你的开心你做主！

Remember, girls, you decide what makes you happy.

11. I don’t need sleep, I need answers. I need to determine where, in this swamp of unbalanced formulas, squatteth the toad of truth.

我不需要睡眠，我需要答案。我要找出在这个充满不平衡方程的沼泽中是什么阻碍了真理的蛤蟆。

12.I’ve lived up to my commitments under the agreement. At least once a day I ask how you are, even though I simply don’t care. I no longer stage spontaneous biohazard drills after 10 pm, and I abandoned my goal to master Tuvan throat singing.

我一直遵守着协议里的所有义务。每天至少问候你一次，即使我一点都不在意。我没有在晚上十点后进行生物危害演习了，我也放弃学习图瓦喉唱了。

13. Oh, I don’t want to know that! How can I possibly discuss with Stan Lee the scientific foundation for interstellar flight on a silver surfboard when part of my brain will be scanning his face for signs of a contagious skin disease?

你告诉我这些干嘛啊你。这下好了，我怎么可能一边和斯坦.李讨论用银质冲浪板来星际飞行的科学依据，一边逐行扫描他的脸以寻找皮肤传染病的蛛丝马迹。

14.I don’t trust banks. I believe that when the robots rise up, ATM’s will lead the charge.

鬼才相信银行。我坚信如果有一天机器人奋起反抗了，自动取款机肯定是起义军领袖。

15. Oh, no. A Godzilla-like monster is approaching the city. I have to get my people to safety“People of Sheldonopolis, this is your mayor. Follow me. If the children can’t run, leave them behind!” Oh, the simulated horror!

不会吧。一个类似哥斯拉的怪物正在接近城市。我得把我的市民转移到安全区。“谢尔顿奥波利斯的市民们，我是你们的市长。跟着我。小孩子要是跑不了就别管他们了。”哦呦妈呀，模拟恐怖效果贼棒!

16. There isn’t enough chamomile tea in the world to quell the rage in my heart.

即使饮尽全世界的黄春菊茶【能稳定情绪】，也不能平息我心中的怒火。

17.We are winged fury! Which is still no excuse for going over the posted speed limit.

我们的愤怒张开双翅!即使这样还是没有任何理由超过高速公路的速度限制标准。

18.If you don’t mind, I’d like to stop listening to you and start talking.

  你不介意的话，我想停止听你说话，开始发言。

19.Look at you, getting me to engage in the social sciences. You’re a vixen, Amy Farrah Fowler.

 看看你，居然让我开始研究社会科学了。你真坏，艾米.费拉.福勒。

20.You did not “break up” with Joyce Kim. She defected to North Korea.

 你没有与乔伊斯·金“分手”。她叛逃到北韩。

21、Ah gravity, thou are a heartless bitch.

 　啊，地心引力，你是一个无情无义的婊子。

22.There wouldn't have been any ass kickings if that stupid death ray had worked.

 如果那该死的死亡放射线能用我就不会挨打了。

23. If the correct way to do it is the wrong way, then I yield.

  如果胡来才是正确的方法的话，那我闭嘴。

24. Sheldon: Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

谢耳朵：剪刀剪纸，纸包石头，石头砸蜥蜴，蜥蜴毒死斯巴克，斯巴克击碎剪刀，剪刀砍断蜥蜴，蜥蜴吃了纸，纸反驳斯巴克，斯巴克蒸发石头，最后就是一直都那样的，石头硌坏剪子。

25、Howard is teaching Sheldon Chinese.

Howard: You know, I'm really glad you decided to learn Mandarin.

Sheldon: Why?Howard: Once you're fluent, you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.

霍华德：话说，你终于要学普通话了我还真高兴。

谢耳朵：为嘛?

霍华德：等你说顺溜了，有十多亿中国人民等着你去烦，你就不用来烦我了。

26.I love Strawberry Quik! It’s my favorite pink fluid, narrowly beating out Pepto Bismol.

　我超爱草莓速溶奶!我最喜欢的粉色液体，比佩托比斯摩(粉色液体胃药)略胜一筹。

27. The need to find another human being to share one’s life with has always puzzled me. Maybe because I’m so interesting all by myself. With that being said, may you find as much happiness with each other as I find on my own.

 人穷尽一生追寻另一个人类共度一生的事，我一直无法理解。或许我自己太有意思，无需他人陪伴。所以，我祝福你们在对方身上得到的快乐与我给自己的一样多。

28. Aah! A vintage mint-in-the-box, 1975 Mego Star Trek Transporter with Real Transporter Action! Hot darn!

  啊!未拆封的经典，1975年米果公司出产的星际迷航传送机，还会有真实的传送特效!帅爆了!

29.Oooh. That’s what I always thought 1975 smelled like.

 哦。跟我想象中的1975年的味道一样。

30.Perhaps you should look with your eyes and not your muscular Nebraska man hands.

 你光用眼睛看就行了，把你那肌肉发达的汉子手拿开。

31.This is Steven Hawking! Perhaps my only intellectual equal!

 这可是史蒂芬.霍金啊!也许是唯一一个和我智商相当的人。